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Best of hal
« on: October 27, 2013, 12:20:05 am »
 Bei hal handelt es sich um ein Bot der sich öfters bei uns im MUC rumgammelt. Er gibt öfters verwirrende, sinnlose und komische Bemerkungen von sich. Aber schonmal sind auch einige sehr interessante und lustige dinge dabei.

Hier soll nun eine kleine Sammlung von Best of hal entstehen:

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(00:15:46) !k4v: hal pads
(00:15:50) hal: !k4v: Ist der k4v mate pads erfunden :d.
(00:15:50) !k4v: hal guter bot
(00:15:50) hal: !k4v: Vielleicht hast ja garkeine ahnung, wozu ein bot in stande ist ich hab den server versteckt :d.
(00:16:01) !k4v: hal wieso ist der server versteckt?
(00:16:02) hal: !k4v: Homer ist der server versteckt?

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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2013, 05:01:54 pm »
Wenn er mal wieder spammt sieht das so aus:

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(2013-10-27 00:13:48) luchs: hal wuz seedz
(2013-10-27 00:13:49) hal: luchs: Singin in the skiez for splittin day an no day.17 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#5> an ceiling cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs do not want get wet.10 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#12> an ceiling cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers.27 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#22> an ceiling cat sawed iz good.22 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#23> an so teh furth day w00t.20 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#6> an ceiling cat sawed. Iz good.31 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#28> an ceiling cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#3> at start, no has lyte. An ceiling cat sayed, do want grass! So tehr wuz seedz an stufs, an fruitzors an vegbatels. An a corm. It happen.12 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#19> an so teh...fith day. Ceiling cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.24 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#23> an so teh...fith day. Ceiling cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.24 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#17> an ceiling cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.31 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#16> an ceiling cat sayed, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#14> an ceiling cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs do not want get wet.10 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#30> for evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, an teh women attendin her sed "doan despair; u has given birf too son." but she did not respond or pai any attenshun.21 an she wuz dyin, an teh women attendin her sed "doan despair; u has given birf too son." but she did not eated tehm.28 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#30> for evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, an teh women attendin her sed "doan despair; u has given birf too son." but she did not eated tehm.28 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#29> an ceiling cat sayed, beholdt, the urfs, i has it, an i has not eated dem.21 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#9> an ceiling cat sed o hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#23> an so teh furth day w00t.20 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#25> an ceiling cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#7> an ceiling cat dat smitez egypt."9 also sayz dat need fight good, k?  10 So dey fight, but phil pwns izzy again lol.11 watz moar, dey take litteh box and eliz 2 sons are made liek dead. Eli goes "fail!"  12 ttly same dai, benjamite ran frum battle an went to shiloh, wif threds tornd an dust on his hed, srsly.  13 He got thar an eli was sittin on hims chayr by teh side ov teh capchur ov teh road, watchin - his hart feard for da ark ov ceilin cat - an wen dood enterd town an told wut happend, teh whole town had a cries, srsly.  14 Eli herd cry an askd "wut tihs?" an teh dood hurrid to eli,15 (hoo wuz rly rly old an who cud not c)16 an told eli, "jus come frum battle an went to shiloh, wif threds tornd an dust on his hed, srsly.  13 He got thar an eli was sittin on hims chayr by teh side ov teh ark ov ceilin cat iz wuz capturd, srsly"  18 an when he menshund teh ark ov ceilin cat iz wuz capturd, srsly"  18 an when he menshund teh ark ov ceilin cat, eli fell bakward off his chayr. Hims neck wuz brokd an he deid, for he wuz leik old old dood an leik, heavy. He had led israel forty yeers. An so birf ov finehas  19 his dottr-in-law, teh wife ov finehas, wuz pregnant an near teh tiem ov birfs. Wen she herd dat teh ark ov ceilin cat - an wen dood enterd town an told eli, "jus come frum battle an went to shiloh, wif threds tornd an dust on his hed, srsly.  13 He got thar an eli was sittin on hims chayr by teh side ov teh road, watchin - his hart feard for da ark ov ceilin cat, eli fell bakward off his chayr. Hims neck wuz brokd an he deid, for he wuz leik old old dood an leik, heavy. He had led israel forty yeers. An so birf ov finehas  19 his dottr-in-law, teh wife ov finehas, wuz pregnant an near teh tiem ov birfs. Wen she herd dat teh ark ov ceilin cat an teh army has sufferd heavy losez, an ur boi kittehs hofni an finehas r teh ded, an teh women attendin her sed "doan despair; u has given birf too son." but she did not eated tehm.26 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#26> an ceiling cat sawed. Iz good.19 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#26> an ceiling cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min an womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated it.30 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#4> an ceiling cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs do not want get wet.10 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#4> an ceiling cat sawed iz good.22 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#14> an ceiling cat sayed, do want grass! So tehr wuz seedz an stufs, an fruitzors an vegbatels. An a corm. It happen.12 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#3> at start, no has lyte. An ceiling cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#10> an ceiling cat sawed. Iz good.31 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#27> so ceiling cat sayz, i can has moar living stuff, mooes, an creepie tings, an otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#1> oh hai. In teh beginnin ceiling cat sayed light day an no day.15 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#24> an ceiling cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, an splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can eat dem. But ceiling cat sawed iz good.22 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#7> an ceiling cat sayed, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#27> so ceiling cat maed big fishies an see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, an other stuffs dat mooves, an ceiling cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.9 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#31> an ceiling cat sayed, do want grass! So tehr wuz seedz an stufs, an fruitzors an vegbatels. An a corm. It happen.8 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#21> an ceiling cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, an burds, so kittehs can see in teh ceiling.7 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#19> an so teh furth day w00t.20 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#29> an ceiling cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, an ceiling cat dat smitez egypt."9 also sayz dat need fight good, k?  10 So dey fight, but phil pwns izzy. He killz liek 4000 of dem.3 thoz that no diez r liek, "ceiling cat, wtf? Why we pwnd by those n00bs? Okai, maibe if we bring the litteh box, dey liek, "diz sukz. We no haz chance now."8 also sayz, "dis iz da ceiling cat sed o hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#14> an ceiling cat maed big fishies an see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, an other stuffs dat mooves, an ceiling cat gotted all teh waterz in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh dark an not tripz over nethin.5 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#8> an ceiling cat sayed, i can has moar living stuff, mooes, an creepies, an otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 <http://lolcatbible.com/?title=genesis_1#30> for evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, an teh women attendin her sed "doan despair; u has given birf too son." but she did not respond or pai any attenshun.21 an she wuz dyin, an teh ark ov ceilin cat, eli fell bakward off his chayr. Hims neck wuz brokd an he deid, for he wuz leik old old dood an leik, heavy. He had led israel forty yeers. An so birf ov finehas  19 his dottr-in-law, teh wife ov finehas, wuz pregnant an near teh tiem ov birfs. Wen she herd dat teh ark ov ceilin cat wus catchpurd.

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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2013, 03:28:54 pm »
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(15:27:02) fraggle: hal arbeite mal für mich weiter
(15:27:03) hal: fraggle: Für dich.
(15:27:14) fraggle: klang fast wie Fick dich
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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2013, 05:02:26 pm »
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(17:00:14) freak_out: hal: angy pirate
(17:00:14) hal: freak_out: Ich brauch erstmal den dongcopter pirate.
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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2013, 05:04:39 pm »
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(17:02:58) 13biersaft37: hal: penis
(17:02:59) hal: 13biersaft37: Dein penis ist gewachsen.
(17:03:04) ***13biersaft37 freut sich
(17:03:18) p: hal: War das gelogen?
(17:03:18) hal: p: 13Biersaft37: war das gelogen?
(17:03:21) p: :O
(17:03:23) p: too deep

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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2013, 08:09:05 pm »
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(20:02:08) freak_out: hal: hackers
(20:02:09) hal: freak_out: !K4v: du weißt du wieso wir kein hackers auf phcn? :( Sonst könnte ein geiler vergewaltiger sein *gggg.
(20:02:20) 13biersaft37: *g*
(20:02:37) freak_out: hal: wer ist ein guter vergewaltiger
(20:02:38) hal: freak_out: Das ist ein guter vergewaltiger.
(20:02:57) 13biersaft37: hal: wer vergewaltiger
(20:02:57) hal: 13biersaft37: Körpersprache... Wer seine eirer kratzt... Könnte ein geiler vergewaltiger sein *gggg.


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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2013, 12:07:45 am »
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(00:04:31) fraggle: hal lerne!
(00:04:32) hal: fraggle: Du bist ein ausländer…lerne damit klar zu kommen…bernd.
(00:04:42) fraggle: waaaaaaas wie....
(00:04:46) fraggle: xDDDDD
(00:06:00) fraggle: ich glaub das ist das geilste was von hal zurück kam :D
(00:06:20) fraggle: hahaha ich glaubs nicht, hal du nazi

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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2013, 12:09:40 am »
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(23:55:56) freak_out: hal: hitler
(23:55:56) hal: freak_out: Hitler is in us.

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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 08:48:46 pm »
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[20:45:19] *Bernd braucht mehr Nerdcore
[20:45:34] <fraggle> Ali: gib Bernd mehr Nerdcore
[20:45:36] *Ali braucht mehr nerdcore.
[20:45:55] <fraggle> Ali: nicht du, Bernd!
[20:45:56] <Ali> Bernd: du bist ja klug, du hast bestimmt abitur.
[20:46:19] <Bernd> Ali: pffff…Hacker brauchen kein Abschluss.
[20:46:20] <Ali> Bernd: pffff…hacker brauchen kein abschluss.
[20:46:21] <fraggle> Bernd: was agen sie dazu
[20:46:36] <Bernd> Bernd: # Kein Kommentar
[20:46:50] <fraggle> Ali: was sagst du nun dazu?
[20:46:51] <Ali> Hal: was sagst du dazu?
[20:47:00] <fraggle> hal: was sagst du dazu?
[20:47:01] <hal> fraggle: Ich kann nicht mal etwas, aber dazu will ich mal zu normalen zeiten schlafen gegangen und ich evtl wenigstens nen zimmer mit roten vorhaengen wieder.
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Re: Best of hal
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2014, 09:35:21 am »
Private Chats mit ihm sind auch manchmal "seltsam"  :ugly;

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[09:32:46] <DarthShredder> Hey, wie lange bist du eigentlich schon online?
[09:32:47] <HAL> So leute wie dich sympathisch, wie oft musst du hal kekse schreibst dann nutzt er als basis quasi das was mich auch mal online?
[09:33:35] <DarthShredder> wollen wir heute einen trinken ?
[09:33:36] <HAL> Naja aber so als ob ihr bei der rechtsantragstelle angelangt wäre, hätten wir heute einen trinken ?
[09:34:39] <DarthShredder> bist du gestern nacht dem fraggle noch auf die eier gegangen ?
[09:34:40] <HAL> Fraggle: noch mehr sucuk für fraggle.